Friday, March 24, 2006

Commonwealth Games, Lost Dog, Stolen Number Plates and a Stiff Neck!

(Don't you just hate it when you haven't updated your blog for a while....)

Nonetheless the Commonwealth Games have started and are almost to an end in lovely Melbourne. Some many sporting events and so many fit and wonderfully physiqued (I know, I know - there is no such word...but anyway To Borg to you - I am going to include it within my blog) athletes - that my dieting has started yet again for the 100th time this year. Personally, I think when you are feeling a bit down in the weight area, don't go to events where the athletes are super fit and you know you could be as fit as them if you went to the gym a little bit and watched what you ate. Instead I recommend going to events where you know either


1) your body shape is waaayyy toooooo different to ever be the same shape as the athlete (for example gymnasts and tall people - gymnastic competitors need to be short, extremely petite and slim - hence an area not suitable for tall, slight overweight or volumptuous people)

or

2) you are almost the same size as the athlete and therefore would not feel any weighty issues(in my case discuss or hammer throwing or shot put or weight lifting in the 10000kg+ section! HA HA HA!)

Upon taking my advice - you will feel much better when watching your sport (and even better when you know that the athlete is bigger than you!)

Lost Dogs (getting away now from Comm Games 2006) - the other day I rescued a lost dog! Poor thing was sitting in the middle of the road terrified! I approached it in my car and tooted, but the poor dog was frozen to the road, so I overtook it and drove on. But two seconds later, I thought I can't leave that dog, so I went back and called it. It still wouldn't move, so an elderly gentleman that was taking his morning walk, helped me and we looked together for the owner, but couldn't see anyone, so he decided that he would take the dog and place it in the vet clinic when it opened! So to make a long story short - a lady did stop by at the vets stating that she had a lost a dog and sure enough this was her dog! What a happy ending for all!

My number plates were stolen (now moving away from the dog story)!!! I mean what sicko would want my number plates. They are not exciting or anything and don't have like words (IE CAT*123 or SEX*456, etc...) I want my number plates backkkk!!!! Thanks to the dickhead that stole them - I saw To Borg to you! You cost me $50 bucks!

and finally I woke up this morning with a stiff neck - I hate this soreness - it is worst than anything...I need a cure....what about some gymnastics...ha ha ha!

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