Squashed Lime, Balcony, Cocktails, Forgetfulness, Ugh!

Why do people have the compulsion to throw things over edges??? I mean why is it that when we stand at on balcony, 15 stories up in the city, we feel the need to spit over the edge, throw leaves (or parsley) or in the case of my friends and I - small pieces of lime from our drinks....

I mean...it starts as a "no - don't do that - it's rude" kinda thing...and then goes..."oh - let's just do it once to see what happens"...to the point of "aim for the tram....damn...you missed".....ha ha ha!!

And it is also funny to see how people try to hide the fact that they are throwing stuff over a balcony...like disguising it in a cough....

Also...have you ever seen what lime looks like when it hits the side walk after having been thrown from 15 stories high....exactly the same as it does...when its in your hands when you are about to throw it...not very exciting...

Also why is it that when you have a few drinks at a party, you start to relax and act silly...and why do we laugh and find it soooo hilarious when we act silly...another mystery...

Finally - why is it, that when you drive you car to someone house, pick up your friends, and their parents drop your off at a party...that you decide, "yeah - we can have a few drinks" and TOTALLY FORGET that your car is parked at your friends house and that YOU HAVE TO DRIVE HOME!!!!!!!! It is only when your parents pick you up, and your mum says, are you too tired to drive home - that you realise in fact YOUR TOO PISSED TO DRIVE HOME....

My advice, don't throw lime over balcony edges, don't hold back on acting silly when drunk - laughter is the best remedy in case you hit someone from your piece of lime and finally remember if you are driving home - as it won't help when you remember when your pissed!

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